After living here for four years, I came to the realization that it was about time I went to the zoo. The weather was hot, the animals were sleepy, and I felt sad for them.... but I also got to see:
1) a monkey jack off in under 10 seconds (in completion)
2) about a zillion fish get fed at one time
3) two turtles getting it on with a priceless expression
4) a wolf
5) jellyfish
... obviously among so many other amazing things.
Plus, I got to pet a stingray and a shark. Common!
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